Portrait of artist jpoulos2561(United States) Added on Sept. 07, 2009 23:40 Mixed media
JP: Interior design. No extra charge.
KK: I'm loving it!
JP: Don't laugh.
KK: I'm not! It's the greatest wallpaper in the history of .. wallpaper.
JP: She's humoring me now.
KK: No! Really. That's just how it will look. A light teak bench here. Charcoal grey/brown carpet.
JP: That'll look smashing. Shall we print it?
KK: Absolutely.
... You are so rude John Poulos!!!! Well as long as we all know I didn't drop OFF!!! - I was just stunned into complete silence - because, HEY - how often does one come across CCs like these!!! (Poetry in motion!!!) In all seriousness though - I would never have, in my wildest dreams (and they do get pretty wild!!! - don't you dare break out into WILD THING again!!! John P) - I would never have imagined that the end product would have turned out as mind bogglingly awesome as this). - Okay stunned silence over, I feel another attack of verbal diarrhoea coming on.
We all love your demonstrative, chatty personality and over the top exuberance Jeanz! And thanks for dropping off some of all that here! You say you get wild? Now it is I who must lapse into stunned silence.
... Mmmm, I'm getting to like these stunned silences. We all sew wild oats some time in our lives dear John - even me . Mmmm "... over the top exuberance ..." Ooops, is that my cue to "... KEEP IT DOWN!!!...". You're not really rude John (back step two messages) ... you're actually very kind and patient, as well as being incredibly creative and overflowing with grey matter. Unlike me - but I'm really extremely fond of my two brain cells , and, after all, - it's quality that counts, not quantity. It's not my fault I suffer from a condition known as CCD (Clue Deficit Disorder) - I'm afraid I was short on oxygen one time too many.
OH *%#K ... THAT'S CDD ... "jeanz, when will you learn - Proofread B...4 .....NOT ...A.F.T.E.R (slow enough for you??!!!)" "sorry, my brain was in power saving mode, sorry"
Nah. No cues from me Jeanz. I haven't a clue either. And, if you're 'over the top,' that would be a good thing ... a veritable blast of sunshine! Oh, and we;re not buying the two brain cell thing either. I was gonna put the Smiley with sunglasses in here somewhere but you'd probably get all sensitive on me. So, I'll just say, shine on sister - you could be Miss Congeniality!
That'll be the frosty Friday - you with no clue???!!! You always come up with all this high-falluting English and I'm thinking "Hang, just where the hell did a Yank learn to speak English like that???"
... Oh, so now you think I'm hyper in the sensitive area just 'cause I threw a tantrum on the crowds when you called me "Lieutenant" before condemning me to your gruelling interrogation tactics
... which leads me to say that I obviously have no secrets from you - where on Earth did you find out that my mother named me Miss Con-jeanne-ality???
Yep. The Jean-u-ine Jennial Jeanius. Did your mother have artistic talent too and pass it on in the Jeanz?
There should be a 'rimshot' Smiley. ta-dot-ta-dot-tot-tot-chhhhhhhhhhhh!
"LHRAO"??? ... there's another "Peanut" impression coming over me??? - but we'll let this one slip by. John dnt eva cnsdr cmptr prgrmmng - u wnt hack it!!!
I don't know 'Peanut' - guess you'll have to favor us with your no doubt side splitting impression. You don't have to throw your shoulder out of joint do you???
... I have very bad news 4U - I have spent the whole day, since I read your 1st reply from today, trying to figure out what LHRAO could possibly mean and all I could come up with was "let ... his ... royal ... arsehole ... out" - way off track I should imagine . BUT!!! now I've been pasting crude abbreviations all over this site today as a result and I can only blame it on you!!! U jp - put my precious twin brain cells into crude mode (says she, pointing an accusatory finger)
You're absolutely right Jeanzy. Tho' you DID bring up The Lord, my initial comment was crude, uncalled for and not funny in the 1st place. A puny takeoff on "LMAO." Puh-leez! So, can I plead...what....guilty? 'Nolo Contendre?'...oh...I got it...insanity. Works for me.
I though about it after pressing enter (you know that awful moment) ... and I knew at once that I should have referred to him as I usually do "... the script writer upstairs". Insanity suits you well - but once you're committed there's no chance for plea bargaining. Sigh ... now I have to go and figure out what LMAO stands for? (Have I ever told you just how much I hate you!??)
Hi Biggs! Thank you very kindly! You and Jeanz back to back.... reminds me of Zaire and 'The Rumble in the Jungle!" J-u-s-t K-id-d-i-n-g, I couldn't get a ticket.
howzit handsome, yeah, i am sorry, i was so cheeky and said hi to Jeanz, "using" your page... gosh i am such a user!!! nah, just wanted to use the opportunity to greet another cute sister of mine! .... drove in the Porsche today... thought of you.... i get lots of shocked looks from especially guys... Porsches are not often found in RSA... cars are helluva expensive here... especially Porsches... BUT HELL i enjoyed the moment!!! VROOOOOOOOM!!! BEEP BEEP! GET OUT THE WAY YOU CRIPPLE, the road belongs to meeeee! .... naaaah i am not like that at ALL!!! I give Porsche a good name, i am very ladylike on the road.... until i find a gap and press down the accelarator!!! YEAHHHHHHHH,... okay Biggs thats enough now...
Hi Biggsy! Yes, please keep the Porsche rep clean! When I first started driving them (sadly, I don't anymore) they, along with MGs, Triumphs, Jags, and the occasional exotic (but not 'Vettes) were the only vehicles on the road you could strictly count on to do the right thing. Now.... ah hell ... it's all Hondas & Toyotas and great lumbering 'fake' SUVs & nobody but Nobody remembers how to drive! OK. I'm done.
i could sit all night listening to you, telling stories about your cars.. i happen to know you like Mercs too.. and my bro and sis always call me "jag"... because of the car!! i luve the XJS (and others, ) but they are actually more "gentlemen" cars... its just the clean look, sleek and sexy interiors... urgh... ... and YEAH NOBODY REMEMBERS HOW TO DRIVE ANYMORE!!! i soooohooo agree!!! i drive "stick shift"...(99% in RSA do) guess there are very few females in the US who can?....
Maybe 10% -- Michelle Pfieffer got busted around here for 120 in a 55. She said: "Anyone who says there's no reason to drive a 250,000 $ car, has never driven a 250,000 $ car."
i always had a soft spot for her!!! Now i have an even bigger soft spot! VIVA MICHELLE!!! .... hope she drove careful though... there is a difference between speeding carelessly and speeding with all your screws and antennaes intact...
You could look it up. it was a Ferrari on a 2-lane blacktop, at night! So ... one stray 'possum and there woulda been a who' lotta MP 'tributes' on here I admire her for 'keepin' it between the ditches' (NC 58 is a curvy road) but I admire the cop even more for actually writing her a ticket! Tho' the book says: ARREST & IMPOUND VEHICLE & I'd LOVE to know what she said to him.
oh yeah, i would have loved to be an ALIVE fly in her car!!! What she did was a bit dangerous though, like you said, good the cop wrote her a ticket, because she might have just just thought, she got it right this time, next time a bit faster... and so on.... never realised Michelle had such "balls" she doesn't come across like that at all!!! Just shows yah, don't judge a book by its cover!!!
seems you need a coffee?... your speech is kinda slurry dude! if i could i'd send you a fresh cuppa right over... you'd like a dash of whisky with that? well, seems my internet connection has problems, so guess its a sign, i have to love and leave yah beautiful people for a while, Be good... that is if you can!
'Everybody's workin' for the WEEKEND!' Some old song. I'm still a slave to self employment so if the phone rings or the server delivers an e-mail ... Saturday is MONDAY MONDAY for poor little me!!!! 'I can't complain but sometimes I still do!' Joe Walsh
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